me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
- (via gudda)
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.