The small perfect things

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gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

(via givingblowjobs)

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

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hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery, via rain-force)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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twentyoneaddicts:

how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live? 

(via cramblings)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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